what the fucking fuck

hey www.theprepschoolproblem.tumblr.com —

I WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE AND SHANK YOU. 

I WENT THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN POSTS HONEY. AND 10 OUT OF THE 50 NEED TO BE CREDITED AS MINE. ALSO, WHY CAN YOU NEITHER SPELL NOR PROPERLY CENTER YOUR TEXT BOXES?  

…they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. unfortunately, stealing and making shit quality, fraudulent rip-offs of my posts with glaring grammar errors is frankly offensive. 

i also really like how original your url is. 

so cite me/take the posts you stole from me down, and we won’t have a problem. otherwise, we do.  thanks. 

Disclosure For This Closure

Hey all. It’s prepschoolproblems, and this is my justification I am sharing with you for the indefinite deletion and abandoning of posts for this blog:

1. I realize that the reactions to the posts here have been multifarious — from “Who the fuck does this bitch think she is?” to “I want to suck her ingenious dick.”  Regardless, the indubitable level of notoriety such responses suggest is far too high for its continuation without instigation of conflict or discipline.

2. In addition, I apologize if any of the posts here were found to be offensive as racist, targeting, elitist, etc. in any way. That was, of course, not my intention.  The situations and types delineated here as “problems” were not so much just whining and bitching, but more of an interesting way to convey and share a lifestyle very dear to me, in knowing that it would be relatable to others.  I don’t hate Andover.  I adore it.

3.  Most importantly, I don’t have time for this shit.  My midterm grades were disheartening to say the least, and I can’t afford being seduced to post every time I turn on my laptop.  And in the end, that’s the real prep school problem — the fuckton of work we’re all expected to do.  Thus, I behoove you to get the fuck off of Tumblr and start your history papers.  

Of course, there’s no obligation for me to explain myself or defend any of my opinions or actions.  It is, after all, just a stupid Tumblr.  So perhaps we need to all calm down and give a few less fucks.  

Lastly, who am I? Good question. 

Thanks for following/stalking/reading,

   -prepschoolproblems